May I, my most magisterial mass of misfits, make most of this magnanimously misfortunate meeting, and memorialize the materialization of a mysterious and marvelous manifestation in one mundane man.

Make do with me as I mention and mime the manner and magnitude of my malign malice of simplicity. And make do with my malevolent manipulation of mere reality. A misleading manoeuver, mirroring and mangling the marrow of mortal morality.

This marginalized mentality, marked by the majority as mania, is mis-perceived by most and maintained mainly by me. Moreover, mind that the means in my message mean not to maim your mental mechanisms, but to magnify, mobilize, and emancipate them; to match the midst of matter and master the metaphysical mode of matrix.

Mistake me not for a magnificent model Messiah, nor mock my march to match the misery and malady in the mind of mankind. The human mind is the most malfunctioning measure of the Meta. And to mirror that meaning, mind that my most mortifying memories of merciless misfortune and mistreat might marinate in your mind as maidenly or meaningless.

However, the mainstay of my montage, is to mechanize a misused merit and welcome you into the mad, macabre, and maniac. Into the maleficent, malevolent, and malicious. Into the murderous, mortifying, and malign. Into the maladjusted, and mentally misconstrued; yet miraculously mesmerizing mind of M!

And I no longer plead the Fifth!